Every Lightsaber Battle Must Advance the Story

That’s the by God honest American grassroots values open wide baby bird mama’s got a big fat nightcrawler truth. The fo shizzle drizzle viscous meniscus snakes on a plane hibiscus 360 turn-around Mozilla vs. Megalon great mother of all bombs fact. The pantssplitting herniated ulcerous growth globular tenth planet pustule cut-and-run axiom of all evil.

If you don’t believe me, you can hear it along with lots of other mantras at The Mantra Trailer. Scroll down to where you see it as only the second installment of the many accumulating mantras.

If you still don't believe me, check out the Big Shed Audio podcast interview with artist Sherri Wood, creator of The Mantra Trailer. (Sherri is also fiber artist who makes improvisational and passage quilts, and work that playfully explores the feminine ideal.)

And if you still don't believe me, you can hear it at the end of this interview with Sherri on WUNC's The State of Things.

If you still harbor some shred of doubt that every lightsaber battle must advance the story, hear it as it was incorporated into a piece about the MacDowell Art Colony by Art Silverman for NPR. On that page, click “Listen” at the top. Or read it. But it’s better to listen.

Why take it that far?

Because every mutherfucking lightsaber battle must advance the mutherfucking story, that’s why.